I am either always right, or psychic

Because I know it’s not a matter of me getting what I want: my sister’s having a boy, y’all!! And apparently they’re going to name it either Justin or Joseph. Clearly, I’m hoping they name him Joey. Because Joey Harris…well, honestly, whenever I hear the name Joey anymore I think of this guy. But still. Justin Harris would make his girlfriend cut off her toe for a suitcase full of underwear.