Ten to one a significant majority of the 4,545 weirdos planning on seeing this movie, and rsvp’ing on Facebook about it, are old people.
Shut UP.
Remember when this was a real blog? Back when I didn’t just post pictures of JGL and Christopher Meloni?
Whatever - I stole my dad’s copy of GQ so I could tear out these pictures and tape them to my wall like I’m back at camp.
Illustrating my pain
For those of you who don’t know, from December to March Loyola’s (Lakeshore) campus is basically a series of blustery wind tunnels that transform the entire area into an outdoor blast chiller.
Wasn’t Loyola voted the coldest campus in the continental United States?
I swear to god, the corner of 51st and Blackstone was just wrong in winter. You’d try to turn your back to the wind so it wouldn’t blow snow in your face and that shit would follow you! Like, fuck you, human, I’m going to sandblast your face and you’re going to like it! It didn’t matter which way you turned - you’d have to basically stand up against the side of Kenwood High with your face turned towards the wall and your arms around your head like Mexicans in Rockville when that sniper guy was out shooting people and everything thought he was targeting Latinos.
Harry Potter has werewolfy chest hair and it is distracting. Among other things.
via stephenfalk
Photo set from shoot of actors re-enacting previous roles. Hot damn.
Yeah, my favorite is this one. I’m so cool.
Paul Krugman (via azspot, shorterexcerpts, and soupsoup)
Seems like a great time to quit my job, then.