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Jul 09
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I'm out bitches.

I’m going to Denmark, holla! For two weeks-ish. But I got you: I’m going to spend the rest of the day here at work not generating thank you letters to our donors, or scheduling blocks of rooms for this monstrous conference we’re having in the fall, but rather, scheduling posts so that you’re taken care of for every day that I’m gone. I’m only doing this for you, Carl.
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Jul 08
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Basically, in the olden days if you hurt something they just cut it off. via Glark
Basically, in the olden days if you hurt something they just cut it off.
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Comes with a breaking board you can take with you!
via Malms
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Jul 07
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I kind of want this - I’d probably transfer the reichsmark my great-uncle gave me and the hamsa I got in Essaouira to it, since I never don’t wear those.via Albeit Jewelry and Mighty Goods
I kind of want this - I’d probably transfer the reichsmark my great-uncle gave me and the hamsa I got in Essaouira to it, since I never don’t wear those.
via Albeit Jewelry and Mighty Goods
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I was torn between this one and the old man baby singing karaoke into a razor.via Retro Comedy
I was torn between this one and the old man baby singing karaoke into a razor.
via Retro Comedy
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I am either always right, or psychic

Because I know it’s not a matter of me getting what I want: my sister’s having a boy, y’all!! And apparently they’re going to name it either Justin or Joseph. Clearly, I’m hoping they name him Joey. Because Joey Harris…well, honestly, whenever I hear the name Joey anymore I think of this guy. But still. Justin Harris would make his girlfriend cut off her toe for a suitcase full of underwear.
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This was my jam when I was 8.
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